Damn you all. Seriously. Damn you people who started breeding ornamental dogs!

Reason? I am not mad that you revolutionized mutts. Sure, dogs are meant to become our trusted companions. But at this age, we have guns, baseball bats, and hot-wired fences that with one mindless touch could mean the end of someone’s life as security blankets, so… who needs vicious, ferocious beasts?

Well?

There are dogs whose owners that raise them… are either girls that love to wear pink. Too generalizing? Here’s another example…

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… Gays. You see, these dogs cannot be seen with studs because of their overly-cute frames. So while bulldogs, Dobermans, and pit bulls command respect and fear… “this” (look at the picture) appeals to homosexuals and momma’s boy all over the planet.

Guys… that are real… imagine yourself going for a walk with your buffed-up body then you spot a girl… a really gorgeous girl. You walk to her, flexed your muscles, perhaps opening a bottle of coke with your ear. You tell the girl you find her appealing, but she shrugs you.

Reason: because she says you’re a two-timing bastard!

The hell?! What gives!?

You ask why… which is a bad idea!

The girl thinks the dog you’re with belongs to your girlfriend.

You explain that the dog is yours.

She slaps you. Then she runs screaming, shouting “murderer” endlessly. People look at you pissed.

All because you own a girly-looking dog.

Hmmm…

But please, this is not really about you. Take a good look at this pup. Can you see this “thing” winning against a rottweiler? I bet this thing is weak in hiding, since most dogs related to hounds would sniff them from their hiding spot, tear out their limbs, and basically make a Petri dish out of their stomachs.

Damn you, revolutionary breeders…