Your-dog-is-stupid-ditis refers to your dog’s inability to experience rational thoughts. This occurs when the master is a total douche and is hopelessly making his pet turn from an adorable smartie to a glorious dumbass.

This is mostly eating something that’s not right.

Take this picture as example.

See its freakishly humongous lips. What you notice is that, while you might think he just bit on a pillow, is actually his real lips. Perhaps it got stung by a bee… or a swarm of bees. Or maybe, just maybe the dog tormented on licking the balls of a man that contracted venereal disease or any pus-inducing side effect. Nonetheless, this is not right. Extremely not right.

So you must ask, how can you prevent this from ever happening?

Looking for a new owner that will feed it properly should help. I am guessing… err… some person that actually thinks that he can do some sense in the world. Maybe a person that could win any event that does not start with the words “Most Stupid”, “Most Dumb”, or “Most likely to get mauled by a community for being absolutely redundant”. Or maybe a housefly… yes, a housefly… that people can train. Obviously some “organism” that has an IQ better than a footstool…

… Or a tumbler.

Perhaps, this dog is extra intelligent, definitely regressing my previous statements. He could be part of a secret organization that is meant to revolutionize the canine population as we know it. They found out that placing their mouths as doorstops is a wrong idea.

Now they should push on their other projects like making their urine edible for humans.

…

Their project has yet to succeed.

Or maybe… just maybe, the dog’s master loves Angelina Jolie, which explains the sudden outburst of BOTH of their mouths.