Remember the tale about the boy that was nurtured by wolves? And yeah, he had bears, snakes, panthers, monkeys and sea urchins as godparents? That could be something right?
Hmmm… sea urchins…

Think of all the family time where this man-cub will try to hunt deer using his “paws” and radically-frightening “fangs”? Then he’ll scare off the victim because as they tip-toe to the creature man’s gracelessness will cause the mission to become an absolute bust. Then majority of the wolf pack will protest his inclusion, saying he’s a menace to their community and must be fed to a one-eyed tiger! YEAH! Beast thrillin’ in woodland areas!!!!

Yes, I managed to read through this pic a la Jungle Book!

Rudyard Kipling must be so thrilled right now…

Now other legendary authors will haunt me in my sleep!

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Hmmm… idea…

Anyway, if you think your child would live normally because you follow a children’s book, how about going to a secluded place, contemplate, and ask yourself this:

Are you really doing the right thing? Are you just looking for a cheap solution so you won’t hire a nanny?

Are you high?

I would assume yes, you are stoned. Better yet, retarded… extremely retarded. Luckily this is just indeed an obscure work of art because if it’s not, may all those forest animals crawl to their bedroom at night and make them do an animal activity that requires them face down, crawled up, and mounted upon.

The child during this moment is fast asleep, dreaming of a day where his mom and dad would not make him go to that horrible ordeal with that germ-infested, stinky, and salivating mongrel that is one snap away of chewing away his arm.

Well, I guess changes will happen if a safari mauls their asses.

Hmmm…