No. I mean, do you seriously think that am I THAT bad?

Well I guess you can say yes BUT NOOOOOO!!!! Never will I think that just because the dog is blue, built like a humongous cotton bud customized for King Kong, and most likely SUFFER THE INTENSE MOCKERY FROM HIS ANCESTORS!?!?!

…

He could be a decor in a car mirror.

Or a clown wig.

Perhaps a beard for a ferry terrorist that has issues growing himself a beard…

Hmmm…

Cotton candy anyone?