This is one of the various reasons why dogs need to stick on eating meat.
To avoid dying from trample?
Perhaps…
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When they tried to duplicate the feat that created a well-coated canine, a problem occurred…
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A middle-aged man is busy cleaning his golf clubs when his phone rings.
Owner: Hello? Who’s this?
He is answered by a man with a distorted voice.
Abductor: I have your dog.
Owner: What? Why???
The owner looks out of the window and sees a leash ripped in his lawn.
Owner: WHYYYY!?!?!?!
Abductor: Because I hate you. HAHAHAHAHA! <thinks> Wait. Just kidding. […]