This the safest way to not think about the hotness of your sibling… or your mother if you are a dog who cares for human norms.
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Nothing good happens when you are playing catch… and you’re the one BEING THROWN!!!!  
NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS!!!!
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His heart got ripped out…
… alongside his body, when he finally figured out that he is not a real dog.
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His wife, god bless her, just gave birth to eight adorable (and soon-to-be adoptable) puppies!
So to let his ladylove nurture his spawns, he dozed off in some place… that couldn’t envy his wife.
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Yeah!
I told my master the croc was real but my master said it isn’t so I proved otherwise!
WHO’S THE LOSER NOW, HUH!!!!
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This dog experienced something we commonly identify as sexual harassment.
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Chihuahuas are really small but compare them to fleas, they are a bit bigger.
So when a flea is in the dog, he kinda looks like a child riding a horse.
Word.
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This is what happens when you let your pets raid your beverage compartments.
They’ll just flare up the next day, wondering why are they naked.
Oh wait… THEY ARE ALREADY NAKED.
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